Text Guy

So the other day I got this text message from some number I didn't recognize and I was like who is this person... anyways read the texts and enjoy.

Dude: Hey stranger! You still in Edm?

Me: Who is this?

Dude: Lol. It's Jon! Remember?! I made a mess of things, wondering if our timing might be right now... lets do lunch/coffee sometime soon...?

Dude: I'm a diff guy than back then.. if ur single(fingers crossed) I really think we should at least get togther to chat...

Next morning I get a phone call at like 9:00, quick hang up.

Dude: Lol, I take it I got your bf this morning?!

haha, I continue to leave this guy hanging and not respond to any of his texts... how long until he gets the hint?

Waterton

Waterton, the home of my summer employ, of bike rides and star gazing. I love that place. I wish I could go back to those days. I loved being nestled in the mountains seeing lil black bears roaming. Going on lone hikes just to think, seeing cameron falls everyday and the prince of whales. I miss the townsite,


I miss the drive into waterton from Cardston, I miss the Lows who were more than kind to me, I miss seeing friends who just happened to show up, and some who were always there. I miss the late nights playing games, going to Big Scoop, my friends at Parks. I miss cruising around in the golf cart up at Crandell and i even kinda miss that stinky van. I miss Grandma's cooking, salmon once a week, haha. I can't wait to see you again my Love(waterton)

Dear Rogers You Suck

Rogers... the current telephone provider that I am in bondage to. I called today to solve a reoccurring question posed to me. Josh why is it that when I call you it says your phone is a long distance number? I had no idea why. I called end of September and asked for a new Edmonton number; why would I have Edmonton locals being charged long distance to call my local Edmonton number, something wasn't adding up. Well I called and checked it out. Seeing as I can't be Josh Cooper and call rogers to figure my stuff out I lied, like I usually do, and was my dad. After an hour we came to the conclusion that long distance fees were waved and I had been given an Edson number instead of an Edmonton number. Which wasn't all that surprising because during one of my conversations I was asked were I lived. I answered Edmonton. Then they asked is that in Calgary? I thought to myself Edmonton and Calgary don't even sound remotely similar what the heck. I said No I live in Edmonton, Calgary is another city. Then they asked which province I lived in. For those who don't know Edmonton is located in the province of Alberta, and Calgary is not a province in Canada nor in any other Country for that matter. Thank you Rogers for your incompetence and I apologize to everyone who incurred long distance fees calling me. Thanks for the Calls!

Dan Pendleton

Don Pendlton has been mentioned before in my blog as just someone I admire as an amazing artist. He now has a new online art show. Check out the site.

-THELOSTTHOUGHT-
I felt a cleaving in my mind
as if my brain had split;
I tried to match it seam by seam,
But could not make them fit.

The thought behind I strove to join
Unto the thought before,
But sequence ravelled out of reach
like balls upon a floor.